兮嘉_Charlotte

lo主要放各种评论随想和偶尔的同人。
最近是七神的迷妹,七神请保佑我写代码没bug!
三国已淡圈,相关内容走知乎或归档三国tag。
CS相关走简书。
永远的偶像:福尔摩斯、郭嘉。
喜欢的人物:荀彧、曹丕、解雨臣、赵敏、降谷零。
*OOC的BL是雷区。

 

MM电话留言整理

//call_absent
The person you have called is unavailable right now. Please leave a message at the tone or try again.
//call_remote
Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice message system. The person you have called is unavailable right now. Please leave a message at the tone or try again.

//jumin_rest
This is Jumin Han, Director of C&R. Thank you for your call but I am away from the phone. Please call back during regular business hours.
In case of an emergency please leave a voicemail after the tone.
//jumin_work
I'm working. I'll call you later.
//jumin_work_off
This is Jumin Han. It is now currently not C&R's official business hours. Please contact my assistant if needed or call me back during business hours.
If you can't get in touch, please email, fax, or call me via landline. In case of an emergency, please leave a voicemail after the tone.
//jumin_party
This is Jumin Han. Thank you for calling. I cannot attend to any business as today is a very significant day. Please call on another day or leave a voice mail after the tone.

//zen_exercise
Hello, you've reached the actor Zen. I am currently working out right now or rehearsing. Please look forward to what I have to show! If you have anything to say... please leave a message after the beep.
//zen_sleep
Actor Zen is sleeping and letting his perfect skin rest. It'd be great to wake up hearing your voice but since this is a voice mail... I must be still dreaming.
You can leave me a message on what you'd like to do with me when I wake up. Oh, the director might puke when he hears this, hahaha... I'm sorry to all the guys calling me.
//zen_work
I am working right now. Please don't be naughty and ask which is more important, work or you. Please leave a cute message after the beep... Would you?
//zen_party
This is Actor Zen. I cannot receive any calls the whole day due to a very important event. Please contact my agency for any business inquiries! And.. I hope you're thinking about how bright I'm shining today.

//seven_work
Agent 707 is doing what his boss is telling him to do so don't worry! Please send your messages to Vanderwood!
If it isn't the agency calling... just know that I can't take your call because I work 24 hours like a hacking slave. Send me an email to me if you find any problems.
The beep is there for nothing! But still listen to it~
//seven_party
A volcano near I live has exploded today so I am on a rocket evacuating to the stars. So I cannot attend to any agency tasks at the moment. When I come back to Earth, I will sign into the network so please relay all emergencies to Vanderwood.
For your information, the rocket driver is Thomas.

//yoosung_game
The world of LOLOL is on a different dimension from reality so I cannot receive any calls from reality. If you want to reach me, please send a whisper to Superman Yoosung ranked 2 on server Shooting Star.
//yoosung_school
Yoosung is being a very good student and focusing on his school work at the moment. Mom, don't worry! Please leave a message after the beep~
//yoosung_sleep
The good and healthy college student Yoosung is off to travel to the stars. Please go to bed and sleep, whoever you are calling...Alright?
Yoosung is such a nice person to even worry about people calling him! Haha, good night!
//yoosung_party
I can't reveal what I am doing where today, but I am going to a very important party so I cannot take your call! Uhm... That was a strange sentence... I'm just too excited for the party. Leave a message after the beep~!

//jaehee_work_off
You have reached Jaehee Kang, chief assistant to Mr. Han. Business hours have ended so please call again next time. In case of an emergency, please email me at jaehee@cheritz.com rather than leave a voice mail. Thank you.
//jaehee_work
You have reached Jaehee Kang, chief assistant to Mr. Han. I am currently in a meeting right now or cannot answer the phone due to work.
If there is an issue with C&R's system, please call the assistant office's landline or fax. If you email to jaehee@cheritz.com, I will read it as soon as possible. Or, please leave a message after the tone. Thank you.
//jaehee_party
Hello, you have reached Chief Assistant Jaehee Kang. I cannot receive any business calls due to an important event today. If you are calling in relation to the party, we are waiting at the entrance. Thank you.

//jumin_work_off_spf
This is cat Jumin. This is currently not official C&R work hours, meow. Please keep in mind that you cannot interfere with my off hours even with a tuna can.
If it's a photo of Elizabeth 3rd... I will consider it, meow.
//jumin_work_spf
I am currently working, meow. Please contact Assistant Kang for urgent matters. If she is not on her desk, she will be in the lounge area, meow.
If she is unplugged... plug the cord back in and wake her up, meow.
//jumin_rest_spf
This is cat Jumin. Currently on break, meow. Most likely grooming, sprinting, or chasing toys.
If you have a message, please leave it after the meow. Meow.

//seven_work_spf
Hello, this is the cardboard ambassador, 707~
I am currently fulfilling my duties as the cardboard ambassador, and advertising, selling, marketing, event-planning, and promoting cardboards so I cannot take the call.
Whew... So busy, busy! Please call me later! Bye now!
//seven_rest_spf
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3 day warranty guaranteed
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Give us a call now! 707-0707-★☆★☆

//yoosung_absent01_spf
This is Yoosung Kim. I'm always trying to become an omelette that's tastier than the one before!
Please understand that it's difficult to take calls while cooking... For urgent matters, please leave a message after the omelette sound! OMELETTE!
//yoosung_absent02_spf
This is omelette Yoosung Kim. I am unavailable to take a call right now. And... what else do I say... Oh, please do not forget that a healthy omelette must eat a good omelette!
//yoosung_absent03_spf
This is omelette Yoosung Kim. I am currently prepping my ingredients or practicing my techniques! Another day of working the pan for a healthier table!
//yoosung_rest_spf
I am currently researching new recipes and studying which egg and recipes are better. If you have a good recipe suggestion, please leave me a message after the beep~!
//yoosung_game_spf
If you are writing an article titled, “LOLOL's Second Best Player Turns Out to be an Omelette...”, then no, I will not give an interview~
//yoosung_sleep_spf
I am currently in the fridge. You have to put an omelette in the fridge to keep it longer!
Oh, but you know you can't put just anything in the fridge, right? No onions or potatoes! Don't forget that.

//jaehee_work_spf
I am currently busy boiling water. The phone may malfunction if exposed to hot water, so I cannot take your call right now. Please give me some time for the water to cool down and call back.
//jaehee_rest_spf
I am currently unavailable due to an unplugged cord. Please wait until someone plugs me back in.

//zen_rest_spf
This is Zen. I am currently training to cross over dimensions. Please look forward to how I overcome nature's law...
//zen_absent_bad_spf
This is actor Zen. I am currently unavailable. Or actually... thank you for calling me from a different world... I'm sorry I can't pick up.
//zen_rest
Hello, this is actor Zen. I am currently taking a break right now. I'll be back after recharging my beauty!

//v_work
This is photographer V. Thank you for calling. I'm currently unable to take your call as I'm spending private time or is away working outside cell service.
For exhibition or photo shoot inquiries, please leave a message after the tone.
//v_rest
This is V. My phone is currently out of my reach. I'm having a private time collecting my thoughts.
Call again later, thank you.
//v_absent
God has probably given us eyes to look up at the blue sky and comfort yourself when we've fallen in agony.
Since I won't be able to listen to what you have to say, why don't you look up at the sky? The sun will bathe with warm sunlight.
If you have a message, please call again at a later time.
//v_minteye
It is highly likely that this phone line is being bugged. The phone call will be terminated.

//ray_sleep
I'm resting right now. I'll be asleep for a short while.
If you called for business, call back later.
//ray_work
I am unable to answer your call right now. I'm either hassling on my keyboard or is in an important ceremony.
Please give me later.
//ray_rest
It's MC, aren't you? I knew you'd call and set it as away.
I have a severe headache right now and ... won't be able to answer your call. I'm sorry but please let me rest for a short while.
//ray_pray
I'm unable to answer your call right now as I'm saying my prayers. The wish within my prayer is just one.
I want to tell you one day.... would that day come?

//call_absent02
The person..... called is unavail.... now....Please leave... message.... tone or.... again.

//saeran_work
This is a message that comes out when my toy calls and I intentionally don't answer it. 
Do you think such a toy like you have the right to call me?
Make some lonesome expression in your room. That's what suits you do best. 
//saeran_sleep
Believer No. K0006 Saeran Choi. I'm currenlty not available. If you have something to say, send it by email. 
//saeran_absent
I don't have time to deal with you. 
//saeran_pray
I'm currenly in cleansing. How stupid of you to have call at this time.
If you don't get a grip, you might be next. 
If you got it the go back to your room and wait obediently. 
//saeran_party
Did you call because you were worried? Today is the day when my life will change. For your sake, I shouldn't make mistakes. 
While hoping there is the dreamt paradise when we walk together, I'll do my best... Well then.
//saeran_together
MC, it's great talking to you like this but I want to see you and hear your voice in person. 
I'll be beside you soon. See you in a while. 

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